And some more quotes...

“Honestly, I can see either one of you selling your souls to the devil.”

            - Mr. Douglas (about Meghan and Lauren)

{Stephanie: Ad-freaking-mire!

Lance: Em-freaking-ulate!}

“I’ll bang your buck!”

            - Lauren

{Quote from Faust:

            “You should not make

            Love to a rake

            Unless you have the ring.”

Keegan: The rake and the ho(e) can get married! Yay!

Everyone: Keegan…um…

Keegan: Garden tools are amazing…}

Mephistopholes: “Unsheath your toothpick, don’t delay;

                                       Thrust at him, and I shall parry

                                       …Thrust home!”

{Meghan: I couldn’t tell if we were done ‘cause Greg was still singing.

Mr. Douglas: Well, it ain’t over till the fat lady sings

Lauren: So Greg is our fat lady?}