Final installment of quotes

“I mean: God…poo.”
            -Greg, on the frustrations of switching classes.

{Lauren: Ooh, I have a cat in my pants!
Mr. Douglas: Here comes Mr. Whiskers!}

“You totally missed what we were saying while you were gone!”
            -Keegan
“My kid looks like Greg. Oh crap.”
            -Sang Hun (on genetics)
“I would but I don’t have a chin.”
            -Keegan (On America’s Next Top Model)
“It is Teacher Appreciation week…”
            -Lance

{Lauren: And who would Jesus shoot, Lance!?
Keegan: The Pharisees.}

{Lauren: Who in our class will get married?
Yun Sun: Greg and me! And we will be like a couple. Because Greg is like a girl.}

“In the record, Greg is cute.”
            -Meghan

{Greg: Well, I got best witness!
Mr. Douglas: Well, I got state runner-up!
Keegan: I got a Budweiser hat!}

(Doing “Mufasa” lips)
{Kate: You look like a who from whoville!
Lauren: You look like a ho from hoville!
Everyone: OH SNAP!}

“Why do they call them fundies? They’re not fun at all!”
            -Lance (on Fundamentalists)

{Keely: I wish I were a cat.
Lauren: Ummm…
Keely: Because cats don’t have thesis papers.
Lauren: Wow.
Keely: Unless you’re professor McGonagoll.
Lauren:…}

{Meghan: Mr. Douglas! ASK Ryan to say “caulk.”
Lauren: Um…
Meghan: ASK him. He can’t say “caulk.”
Lauren: Why would we want anyone to say that?
Mr. Douglas: Like caulking a shower.
Lauren: Ohhhh.}

“Lance! I have something to give you out of my butt!”
            -Greg
“Ryan, can I use you?”
            -Stephanie
“I make it hot for you. You know why? Because I love you.”
            -Waiter to Lauren at Roman restaurant

{Stephanie: Well, I was inside enjoying hormones!
Lauren: Dude, that’s how I spend all my time.
Dr. Woods: Enjoying hormones? That’ll get old. And we should probably finish this conversation before Mr. Corbin comes back.}

“Sugarpants!”
            -Mr. Hosier
“I don’t know about you guys, but I would much rather be someone’s concubine than have a firecracker up my vagina.”
            -Stephanie (in reference to a documentary on China)
“I was pretty naughty to the Amish people…”
            -Mr. Bree

{Keegan: We should tell people they look ravishing. Hee hee…it could be our joke…
Mr. Bree: We should tell people “You look pillaging.” Like, “I’d like to pillage you.”}

{Wes: I don’t think they get off on any theologians…
Keegan: But I do!}

“I’m going to throw a fit until you hit me with your fish-killing wrench.”
            -Meghan

{Lauren: I’m gonna go hang myself in the bathroom.
Keegan: Awesome! Can I have your headband?}

“Well frankly, all of your ideas have been rather retarded.”
            -Ryan (As Neitzsche in debate)
“If we all jump together, we can build up enough air resistance to float to the ground like a leaf.”
            -Wes (As Marx in debate)
“All of you guys should die because you are not goosepants.”
            -Yun Sun (As Hawthorne in debate)