“Woah! It just took a dump!”
- Lauren (in reference to a sudden flurry of snow)
{Lance: If you were my security guard, I’d be afraid of you.
Mr. Douglas: Wouldn’t that kinda defeat the point?}
“It’s one of those battleships that shoots carrots. It’s a working model.”
- Mr. Stutzman
“I don’t think it’s appropriate for Lauren to be making comments about the magnitude of my body.”
- Mr. Douglas (in Silent Football)
“The entire world is not dancers for Weiser.”
- Keeganeeganeeganeegan.
“It’s like S for celebration!”
- Mikayla
“Today is International Retard Day, also known as Keegan’s birthday.”
- Mr. Douglas
“I would make such a cool black lady”
- Meghan
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