“I have a vegetable inside me”
- Wes (in reference to C. S. Lewis’ Vegetable soul)
“Let’s just call Darwin ‘Satan’”
- Mr. Hosier (Apparently being unbiased)
“What if angels were at zero Kelvin?”
- Wes (In reference to molecules and angels walking through walls)
“I think we’re a cone. And the heavens are like the ice cream.”
- Wes (on Ptolemy’s Universe)
“Everyday, all the happy time!”
- Mrs. Post (Variation of the Honor Code)
“Can’t have all those tighty-whities running around Princeton. Oh, well, I guess that’s usually associated with underwear.”
- Mr Schoberg (Racial diversity at Princeton)
“Don’t want to park at Satan’s Store!”
- Mr. Schoberg (The evils of Wal-Mart)
“I imagine you would be a very cute stabber.”
- Caleb (Hypothesizing about the stabbing game)
“I mean, if you think about it, Albinos are very unique.”
- Wes (Defending his view of medieval hierarchy)
“Happy day, dance away, make fun of your friends in a positive way!”
- Mr. Hosier (Variation of the Honor Code)
“I’m extremely skeptical as to the role of fruit in Newton’s life.”
- A Professor in Newton’s Dark Secret
“You die after you’ve been killed. Everybody knows that.”
-Wes (Killings in the Dark Ages)
“I hate chain mail. It’s so boring and stupid. I get hundreds of them.”
-Michél (A bit of confusion on medieval armor)
“This pudding is acutely uncomfortable.”
-Stephanie
{Dawson: When I was born, I went shopping with my mom and took a calculator to figure out prices.
Mr. Hosier: Really? When I was born, I...laid there.
Dawson: No, I said "bored."}
"Four hours at the mall. One pair of pants."
- Wes (on the trials of having a 28” waist)
“I need a poncho! Give me a poncho!”
- Kate
“I mean who marches with vibraphones?”
- Mr. Stutzman (on BSU and U of I’s marching bands)
“It better be buffola!”
- Unknown (Mr. Schoberg?)
“It does affect storms, not just your toilet.”
- Mr. Hosier (toilets flushing which direction?)
{Thomas: Hmm, this smells like Greg.
Wes: Hah, you should steal it and put it in your pocket.
Lance: I…need to go feed my dog…}
{Mrs. Post: Hey Lauren, can you come here a second?
Lauren: Yeah?
Mrs. Post: Okay, so if I want to say to Mr. Stutzman that something is wicked awesome or wickedly awesome? Because I originally had wicked awesome, but I knew that was wrong, and I just couldn’t send it!
Lauren: No, it’s definitely wicked awesome. Wickedly awesome defeats the whole purpose.}
“Hollister is the cold wind that blows on you when you’re wet.”
- Lauren
“Shootie patootie!”
- Mrs. Post
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