{Mr. Douglas: You heard it here first! Mr. Corbin doesn’t believe in deodorant!
Mr. Corbin: Oh no, lucky for you guys I’m an addict!}
{Kate. I want to be corn.
Mr. Douglas: Very well. You are corn. }
“I’d rather play bocci than juggle!”
- Lance
“Scary dogs scare me!”
- Greg
“The wisdom in that is not there.”
- Meghan
“Full-frontal action would be amusing”
- Lance
“Ahh! What is this and why is it on my boob?”
- Lauren
“Well, I would get my pulse like that, but I have a boob there!”
- Stephanie
{Mr. Douglas: This class has issues.
Meghan: We’re Gender Bendin’ it!”}
“Deodorant is amazing.”
- Kate
“My mole is so much fun!”
- Kate
“Pull down your pants, Greg!”
- Keegan
“Greg just doesn’t have one.”
- Keegan
“Is it okay if I look like a ho?”
- Stephanie
“My trunk can fit at least six dead people.”
- Keegan
“Yes, because we would maliciously make up lies about you drooling.”
- Lance
“Pubertized people should never be pitted against un-pubertized people.”
- Lauren
“One of the BSU players chest-bumped me and I got all sweaty and wet!”
- Ryan (on his Valentine’s Day adventures)
“I will pep you personally!”
- Doug (on the pep rally)
“I have the best urine!”
- Greg
“I have nutritious pee.”
- Mikayla
“Yesterday my manager told me that my belt looks like a girdle.”
- Keegan
{Lauren: Papayas.
Wes: Computers.
Lauren: Papayas.
Wes: Computers.
- On the global market}
I remember saying the papayas thing, but context=fail.
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